[Lyric] Flummoxing Act 1/Garbonzo’s Leap (Flummox)

Pardon me if I ask thee if what just happened was reality
Why one plus one is three to me
And how fish have started to climb trees
It seems all knowledge ain't logic at all
Just stories and fables and numbers to call
So please slide down and I'll see your saw
I'll perplex and bewilder & flummox you all

Thank you
Thank you sir
Thank you madame
Thank you very much
Thank you all very much
Thank you all for hearing this
Thank you all for hearing this song
Thank you all for hearing this here song
Thank you all for staying put for this song
Thank you all for staying put for this song so far!

This song really sucks, I don't give no fucks
I ain't scared of ducks that have small tails and beaks
Weeks and weeks have gone by slow
No time and place to go sleep
Count sheep leaping up & down
Clowns that frown keep underground towns
Think about it now
Think on it later
Think of all the times you've heard somebody ask
Why do you look that way now?
Who did this? forget what you have seen, it's not true
Don't think that we're not out to get
You can't read or write
You can't think nor speak
You're not strong, you're weak
You're too small to fight back