[Verse 1: Wordburglar]
Cuz is smooth. Like how after shavin' feels
Takin' down more birds than Dave Winfield
The Navy Seal on Blades of Steel famous for spiels
From playlists to turntablists wheels
Makin' fakers appeal at their saviours they kneel
Deranged with the brain of Xavier but real
And the flavour's like a plaste of some great tastin meal
But laced with a faint taint for when plagiarists steal
Savour the zeal you can't catch like crazy eels
Cause their slippery. And their crazy eels
On the real they say "Get a major deal"
But they forgot - I am a major deal
It's the Wordburglar preferred mirth inserter
Leave you catatonic in a in a preserved fervor
Just when you thought you couldn't get served further
Make you feel soft like some kind of nerf pervert
[Hook: Wordburglar]
You gotta do yourself
Cause if not, who's your draw?
If dudes got attittudes then like boobs
Lose the bra
Write it in italic, in bold, in Futura
Wordburglar - my styles a whole FOOFARAW
[Verse 2: Wordburglar]
I stay dipped like a chip you forgot in some dip
Hoppin with hip
Choppin the spit
Not in a whip
Walkin with grits
Rockin the mix Apocalypse
Ridonculous talkin' with a Vodka Twist
It's the optimus optimist holding an obelisk
When it's obvious to put an omnibus on a disk
Honestness should make the kids pay shit for it
But they don't care, they just get it on Bit Torrent
Like Rip Torn the kid's rips scorn
More than a thick thorn
Flipped more than a shitstorms
Worth of legit quips born
Every second, never detectin' the lessons you're gettin
Hittin like Tekken so beckon what you reckon'll set in
From Ovechkin to Mekaneck - I got the epithet for wreckin sets
When you second guess
Or threat death
Is all you get regrets and debts?
Heck yes
[Hook: Wordburglar]
You gotta do yourself
Cause if not, who's your draw?
If dudes got attittudes then like boobs
Lose the bra
Write it in italic, in bold, in Futura
Wordburglar - my styles a whole FOOFARAW
[Verse 3: Wordburglar]
This is the recipe for mentally messing with many enemies
You better be ready to be disheveled by the reverie
Eventually so spend your pennies sensibly
And send for me
Like 20th century sentries on a mezzanie
Your friends agree I'm friendly and tend to be
Plentifully equipped with modern day amenities
In any event seventy centipedes couldn't mess with me
Got it hot locked like a Venice Beach penitentiary
Never went with a girl named genevieve
But if your names genevieve and your hot message me
Haha stop dib dib dob dob
Real rappers are broke workin odd jobs and
You're too cheap to buy their CD
You come to their show and try to fly in for free
Then hate all night with your screwface on
Cause you're scared to have fun with a new face on, c'mon
[Hook: Wordburglar]
You gotta do yourself
Cause if not, who's your draw?
If dudes got attittudes then like boobs
Lose the bra
Write it in italic, in bold, in Futura
Wordburglar - my styles a whole FOOFARAW
Cuz is smooth. Like how after shavin' feels
Takin' down more birds than Dave Winfield
The Navy Seal on Blades of Steel famous for spiels
From playlists to turntablists wheels
Makin' fakers appeal at their saviours they kneel
Deranged with the brain of Xavier but real
And the flavour's like a plaste of some great tastin meal
But laced with a faint taint for when plagiarists steal
Savour the zeal you can't catch like crazy eels
Cause their slippery. And their crazy eels
On the real they say "Get a major deal"
But they forgot - I am a major deal
It's the Wordburglar preferred mirth inserter
Leave you catatonic in a in a preserved fervor
Just when you thought you couldn't get served further
Make you feel soft like some kind of nerf pervert
[Hook: Wordburglar]
You gotta do yourself
Cause if not, who's your draw?
If dudes got attittudes then like boobs
Lose the bra
Write it in italic, in bold, in Futura
Wordburglar - my styles a whole FOOFARAW
[Verse 2: Wordburglar]
I stay dipped like a chip you forgot in some dip
Hoppin with hip
Choppin the spit
Not in a whip
Walkin with grits
Rockin the mix Apocalypse
Ridonculous talkin' with a Vodka Twist
It's the optimus optimist holding an obelisk
When it's obvious to put an omnibus on a disk
Honestness should make the kids pay shit for it
But they don't care, they just get it on Bit Torrent
Like Rip Torn the kid's rips scorn
More than a thick thorn
Flipped more than a shitstorms
Worth of legit quips born
Every second, never detectin' the lessons you're gettin
Hittin like Tekken so beckon what you reckon'll set in
From Ovechkin to Mekaneck - I got the epithet for wreckin sets
When you second guess
Or threat death
Is all you get regrets and debts?
Heck yes
[Hook: Wordburglar]
You gotta do yourself
Cause if not, who's your draw?
If dudes got attittudes then like boobs
Lose the bra
Write it in italic, in bold, in Futura
Wordburglar - my styles a whole FOOFARAW
[Verse 3: Wordburglar]
This is the recipe for mentally messing with many enemies
You better be ready to be disheveled by the reverie
Eventually so spend your pennies sensibly
And send for me
Like 20th century sentries on a mezzanie
Your friends agree I'm friendly and tend to be
Plentifully equipped with modern day amenities
In any event seventy centipedes couldn't mess with me
Got it hot locked like a Venice Beach penitentiary
Never went with a girl named genevieve
But if your names genevieve and your hot message me
Haha stop dib dib dob dob
Real rappers are broke workin odd jobs and
You're too cheap to buy their CD
You come to their show and try to fly in for free
Then hate all night with your screwface on
Cause you're scared to have fun with a new face on, c'mon
[Hook: Wordburglar]
You gotta do yourself
Cause if not, who's your draw?
If dudes got attittudes then like boobs
Lose the bra
Write it in italic, in bold, in Futura
Wordburglar - my styles a whole FOOFARAW
( Wordburglar )
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