[Lyric] Forever (Stranger Sings! The Parody Musical)

[Barb, SPOKEN]
Hey Nancy, you're not gonna like- forget about me when you and Steve, like- fall in love and get married..

[Nancy, SPOKEN]
What? No, of course not. Why would you say that?

[Barb, SPOKEN}
I don't know.. It's just that I- sometimes get the feeling that I'm kind of.. uh, in the way

[Nancy, SPOKEN]
Barb, no. You will always be the most important person in my life. We're best friends forever

[Barb, SPOKEN]
Yeah, but..

[Nancy]
Girl, come on. Look at me Barb
It's me, Nancy. Your best friend ever
We've been friends since the first grade
Do you really think I'd let you go for a guy?
I know it seems like I might leave
But trust me, you could never be replaced by Steve
You matter more to me than
Anything in the world, can't you see?

You know you're never alone
When you're friends forever
Nothing can keep us apart
When we stick together

No guy can come between
The best friendship you've ever seen
Because we're friends forever
And best friends never die

[Nancy, SPOKEN]
See, girl. It's always been you and me

[Barb, SPOKEN]
Yeah girl, you're so right

[Nancy, SPOKEN]
Chicks before dicks

[Barb, SPOKEN]
Nancy, that's crude
[Nancy, SPOKEN]
Oh, Barb. You know what I mean. We'll always be there for each other, no matter what. And we'll always be there to tell each other the truth

[Nancy]
When I'm insecure
Your love for me is so pure
You tell me that I'm beautiful
And it's true

[Barb]
And when you call out my way
To say I won't get a date
I just remember
That's what friends are for

[Nancy & Barb]
Two bosom buddies
Hoes before bro's
Friends till the end
That's just how it goes

[Nancy]
Sure, I'm a seven

[Barb]
And I'm a three
[Nancy & Barb]
But together we're a perfect ten
You and me

You know you're never alone
When you're friends forever
Nothing can come in our way
When we stick together

We're one of life's guarantees, like

[Barb]
My early onset diabetes

[Nancy & Barb]
'Cause we're friends forever
And best friends never die

[Nancy]
We're just like Leia

[Barb]
And C-3PO

[Nancy]
If I'm like Juliet

[Barb]
I'm the nurse

[Nancy]
If I'm a princess

[Barb]
I'm your handmaid

[Nancy & Barb]
We're together
Forever
For better
Or worse

You know you're never alone
When you're friends forever
There's nothing stronger than friendships
That stick together

Those boys will run and cower
When they see our lady power
'Cause we'll stick together
Friends forever
And best friends never-

They never die
They never die

[Barb] [Nancy, ADLIP]
They never die. They never die

[Barb, ADLIP}
They never die

[Barb, SPOKEN]
Oh, Oh- are we done? Oh, sorry