[Lyric] Funeral (Dannythestreet)

I asked her why she won't dye my hair when we're in public
She said "I'm just ashamed of your action figure collection"
At least I didn't meet my husband at my best friend's funeral
And now I'll spend the 4th alone

It's not like she wanted to
Jump off a cliff, she's gone and doesn't like to lose
It's just that she's trying to break down barriers
And into your cooler
She's trying to steal your favorite number
And now I'm wondering
Does she like yoga?

That soap in your eyes
Is so fucking cliche
Like the way you sat on him
Like you lied about your rollerblades
Like you lied about your rollerblades