[Lyric] Good Bøy (Kollektivet)

I’ve always been a good boy
Trying to be nice to each and everyone
If it’s a crime being a good boy, well
You just have to arrest me

I tell old me to sit where I sat, I’m a good boy (Good boy)
I tell all the girls that they don’t look fat, a good boy (Especially not you)
I give free hugs to people who are sad
And hey, Mr. Hobo, have the rest of my kebab
And if I see an immigrant, I say
“Hello” Good boy

I give free back rubs to my stressed out friends like a good boy (You’re so tense)
I tell people on the internet to make amends, I’m a good boy
They just need love

I’m walking young ladies home at night
I try to stay a little bit outta sight
I don’t want to cause a fright

It’s ok! I’m a good boy!
Being good to the whole human race
Just wanna make the world a better place

I’m a good boy
A self-sacrificing good boy
Some call it a curse
I’m just trying to bring balance to the universe

You don’t have to thank me
Shhh, no don’t say a word
Cuz being a good boy is it’s own reward

I’m sober at the party, keep the music down
Reminding everybody there are neighbors all around
If someone tells a joke I make sure it’s clean
Things can be funny without being mean (good boy)

If someone has too much, I’ll help them with the rest
Pour it out the sink, they know it’s for the best
Hey, Steve, why you giving me that look?

Do you need a hug now, hug now?

Um hey, man, this is not cool
We all basically hate you and we want you to leave
I hear you
I think I know what you’re trying to say, Steve
You’re hurting inside and you project it on me

That’s okay because I’m a good boy
They’re sacrificing the good boy
I’m so misunderstood, but I turn the other cheek like a good boy should
The world ain’t ready for good boy, no no no
The same thing happened to this friend I know
2000 years ago
That’s right

Bøyyyy