[Lyric] Grain of Salt (Fort Valley)

[Rad]
Yo
We're coming at you hot and ready, mics are hot guys
Fort Valley, you already know we're on top
We're gonna win this shit (right)
Remember guys, take this diss track
With a grain
Of salt
(Make it make sense)
Coming at you hot yea you know it's Fort Valley
Spittin all these bars callin it the finale
By the end of this you'll be calling us daddy (Yuh)
Always say take it with a grain of salt
Can't say Fortnite without the default
Takin all these Ls no its not your fault (brr)
Why you talking down to us you're not quite a competitor
Standing there looking like a fall guys character
(I'm lookin at you EJ)
Yea talking bout kissing the homiеs goodnight
But unlike David the socks are in sight
Lookin at thе competition put me in fright (SIKE)
Grain of Salt Grain of Salt Grain of Salt Grain of Salt
Grain of Salt Grain of Salt Grain of Salt Grain of Salt
(Ayo Beanie, where you at cuz? Oh he's banned? Oh that's too bad)
Grain of Salt Grain of Salt Grain of Salt Grain of Salt
Grain of Salt Grain of Salt Grain of Salt Grain of Salt
Take this with a grain of salt
Take this with a grain of salt boys

[Beanie, literally just flexing]
Fort bunz? The fuck is that name
Yo Rad, if they suck on cock, they about to get mollywhopped
Ayo David, where you goin?
You're about to get hanged by your old homies
You wanted Kay? Cmon man, her name literally rhymes with Gay
Call me crazy like a bitch named Yan
Rejected her ass cuz I can
You can even ask Morgan
I hope they take this with a grain of salt
But don't tell nobody that I got an alt
I swear, I can see Yesnobody starting to malt
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to assault

[Rad]
Yuh, Grain Of Salt
Ayo boys, we're fucking eastbound
Lets fucking go boys, cmon
[Alex]
You know what they say in the real estate business
Location location all over your bitchness
There isnt a reason to laugh at our fort
While you're over there just quaking in your jorts
You're standing there just pissing all over the people
Just go to rad's house, he lives in a steeple
Calm down with the sinning you need be baptized
Just quit with the dream of fort valley getting colonized
The friends and the homies call me mastercrossbow
Shut up Carnar, you literally row
Feeling kinda racist like the man sumtingwong
Eh, nevermind I'll just move on
The other forts combined, an IQ below average
On the contrary, we're over here traveling (EAST!)
My rap game out of this world, Extraterrestrial
Put you 6 feet in the ground and call it a burial

[Birhdy]
Grain of Salt Grain of Salt Grain of Salt
Caught with battery, no assault
With the rod combo I can't be stopped
You weren't slain, just dropped
SHEEEEEEESh

[Stanley]
You guys just look like you pee in your shorts
Are you trying to duke it out all on the court?
Go be a doll stop tryna compete
Just take a good look at old Ruben's feet
You message our boys and start throwing some shade
While I'm over here tryna get laid
You look like a poser when you get on the server
I'm drowning in drip need a life preserver
Look at this dude, built like a polar bear
See you outside like a pokemon, kinda rare
Made a mistake when you started this battle
Woke up the snake in the grass then it rattle
Bam over here breaking the Fallen age rule
Cutting this track like a fucking power tool
Building a monolith cuz I'm a god
Wait... taxes?
Nah, I commit fraud
[Rad]
Up next we got Joe
We Joe Dobby
Joe Dobson
Jestur
Chest hair
Chestur
Pingus Rust
Ping pi- p 1 ingus Rust
Pingus gus and gary FUCK

[P1ngus]
YOU ALREADY KNOW WHO THE FUCK IT IS WANKER
Walking down the alleyway when I shot the 22
When I'm in the hood you know that blood fuckin spew
You know what they say when I'm mentioned in the deets
Crypt on the streets, blood in the sheets
Looking for the beans but they're on the top shelf
Ain't need a bitch to love me cuz I love my fucking self
Throw you in the rubbish fingerblasting your bitch
It's Chewsday innit time to make your bitch pivot
Yeah they call me Jestur, suckle the teet call it nectar
But I ain't got the chest hair
Bruv