[Lyric] Greasy Kid Stuff (Janie Grant)

[Verse 1]
Cleopatra sailin' down the Nile with Mark
Was a-huggin', and a-kissin', and as happy as a lark
When suddenly she ran her fingers through his hair
Stop and said, "Well, I declare...

[Chorus]
Are you still using that greasy kid stuff?
That icky, sticky, ooey, gooey, greasy kid stuff"

[Verse 2]
Stanley looked for Livingston the books all say
Found him in the jungle on the famous day
Shook his head and shouted in a voice that boomed
"Doctor Livingston, I presume...

[Chorus]
That you're still using that greasy kid stuff
That icky, sticky, ooey, gooey, greasy kid stuff"

[Verse 3]
Delilah was a gal who was as smart as fox
She crew-cut Sampson's curly locks
She wiped off the scissors when the job was done
Then whispered softly, "Tell me hun...
[Chorus]
Are you still using that greasy kid stuff?
That icky, sticky, ooey, gooey, greasy kid stuff"

[Verse 4]
I dreamt that I was at a summit meeting last night
Nikita and the President were setting things right
Everything was fine until Nikita says
"You can drop the secret, tell me prez...

[Chorus (Fade)]
Are you still using that greasy kid stuff?
That icky, sticky, ooey, gooey, greasy kid stuff
Are you still using that greasy kid stuff?"...