VERSE
(Grindr notification sound)
… You know the sound
You already know what’s goin’ down
Way before Tindr was around
The gays changed the game with Grindr
Kinda profound
No matter the town you know goin’ down
Bears, Otters, Chubs, Daddys, Twinks, Musclebound
Dick on demand, ass on call all year round
Summer, Winter, Spring, Fall…
Wait, hold on, this profile y’all...
He 6’3, discreet (Oh!)
Gym selfie, dick crease (Ooo!)
Topless, tits free. (Mmm!)
Jock but he geeky! (Ohh!)
That mean he kinky (Okay!)
Thats my kinda freaky! (Yes!)
Distance fifty three feet! (Ooo!)
Oh shit, he just tap me! (Uhh!)
Now we chattin’
He showed me what he packin’ (It’s XXL, bitch)
I replied with dick
And a pic my wagon. (It’s fat as hell, bitch)
Now that nigga gaggin’
He asked mе “Where u at?” and
Might seem risky but nigga bout to come and gеt me
(He on the way)
Push notified me that he wanna spend the night inside me
Sent a pic of that dick, so thick it might divide me!
Not gonna lie B, (Ooo) that type of shit excite me. (Ooo)
Got him to invite me over this up coming Friday!
Don’t have to bribe me to come over and to cum inside me
Had butterfiles but he was nice and took me in politely
His place was neat and tidy
His head was wet a sloppy
It let that nigga the top me
Came hands free
Can’t stop me
He implied one time he said
“Tonight’s the night! Nigga, surprise me!”
I said “Like what?”
He want it rough
I let the nigga tie me up
Let him ride me every night
That DL dick delight me
Adonis DM me… (True story!)
Call me Aphrodite
Now he wanna leave his wifey
Nigga, that’s unlikely
That’s precisely why opt out this apps nightly
They get too attached
On my hip like a clip
Gotta dip. I don’t trip!
In two clicks, got new dick
Started with a tap, now I’m bout to tap out
Only fuck with vers tops, cause I fuck in that mouth
If you can’t eat that ass, get the fuck out of my house
Cause I’m bout to get this nut anyway, anyhow
Anywho what you won’t do, is fucking waste my time
Nigga better give up the dick or I’m taking mine
Catfish. Casper
No sis. No sir
Who’s in those photos? (JLo?)
I don’t know her…
Bitch, I’ll give you fat. (Grindr!)
Bitch, I’ll give you fem
Bitch, I’ll give you masc…
When I bitch out men
Looking for BBC? Baby, don’t you see?
It ain’t preference sweetie to fuckin’ fetishize me
It’s a bit racy… oops, I meant racist
Sorry Sis… no I’m not!
Fuck that shit! Stupid bitch!
My ass pic you can kiss!
You’re dismissed! You been blocked!
Suck a cock! Suck a dick!
Basic bitch!
HOOK
(Pull up)
Grindr
I Know you don’t need a reminder!
Niggas know where you can find her
Cause all the girls be on Grindr!
(Grindr)
Grindr
I Know you don’t need a reminder!
Niggas know where you can find her
Cause all the girls be on Grindr
(Grindr)
OUTRO
Listen y’all!
Hi Yello, fresh outta Brooklyn but I’m born and bred in VA bitch
We were banging shit on lunch tables back in the day bitch you know I had to do it for my roots, nigga
For the culture for the ancestors, bitch
For fuckin’ VA legends that paved the way for a nigga
Who reinvented the sound of this country, bitch
Shout outs to Pharrell, The Neptunes
Shout outs to Clipse/
Shout outs to the best of all time Missy Elliott (Missy Misdemeanor Elliott)
Shout outs to the GOAT Timbo!
Shout outs to Ella Fitzgerald, nigga
Shout outs NOVA, Tidewater, Richmond, Tappahannak, Rappahannak, Kings Dominon, Busch Gardens, bitch Luray Caverns, hoe…
But fuck those plantations tho!
703
757
540
571
434
804
1619, nigga
VA, let’s go
Two up, two down! (Grindr)
(Grindr notification sound)
… You know the sound
You already know what’s goin’ down
Way before Tindr was around
The gays changed the game with Grindr
Kinda profound
No matter the town you know goin’ down
Bears, Otters, Chubs, Daddys, Twinks, Musclebound
Dick on demand, ass on call all year round
Summer, Winter, Spring, Fall…
Wait, hold on, this profile y’all...
He 6’3, discreet (Oh!)
Gym selfie, dick crease (Ooo!)
Topless, tits free. (Mmm!)
Jock but he geeky! (Ohh!)
That mean he kinky (Okay!)
Thats my kinda freaky! (Yes!)
Distance fifty three feet! (Ooo!)
Oh shit, he just tap me! (Uhh!)
Now we chattin’
He showed me what he packin’ (It’s XXL, bitch)
I replied with dick
And a pic my wagon. (It’s fat as hell, bitch)
Now that nigga gaggin’
He asked mе “Where u at?” and
Might seem risky but nigga bout to come and gеt me
(He on the way)
Push notified me that he wanna spend the night inside me
Sent a pic of that dick, so thick it might divide me!
Not gonna lie B, (Ooo) that type of shit excite me. (Ooo)
Got him to invite me over this up coming Friday!
Don’t have to bribe me to come over and to cum inside me
Had butterfiles but he was nice and took me in politely
His place was neat and tidy
His head was wet a sloppy
It let that nigga the top me
Came hands free
Can’t stop me
He implied one time he said
“Tonight’s the night! Nigga, surprise me!”
I said “Like what?”
He want it rough
I let the nigga tie me up
Let him ride me every night
That DL dick delight me
Adonis DM me… (True story!)
Call me Aphrodite
Now he wanna leave his wifey
Nigga, that’s unlikely
That’s precisely why opt out this apps nightly
They get too attached
On my hip like a clip
Gotta dip. I don’t trip!
In two clicks, got new dick
Started with a tap, now I’m bout to tap out
Only fuck with vers tops, cause I fuck in that mouth
If you can’t eat that ass, get the fuck out of my house
Cause I’m bout to get this nut anyway, anyhow
Anywho what you won’t do, is fucking waste my time
Nigga better give up the dick or I’m taking mine
Catfish. Casper
No sis. No sir
Who’s in those photos? (JLo?)
I don’t know her…
Bitch, I’ll give you fat. (Grindr!)
Bitch, I’ll give you fem
Bitch, I’ll give you masc…
When I bitch out men
Looking for BBC? Baby, don’t you see?
It ain’t preference sweetie to fuckin’ fetishize me
It’s a bit racy… oops, I meant racist
Sorry Sis… no I’m not!
Fuck that shit! Stupid bitch!
My ass pic you can kiss!
You’re dismissed! You been blocked!
Suck a cock! Suck a dick!
Basic bitch!
HOOK
(Pull up)
Grindr
I Know you don’t need a reminder!
Niggas know where you can find her
Cause all the girls be on Grindr!
(Grindr)
Grindr
I Know you don’t need a reminder!
Niggas know where you can find her
Cause all the girls be on Grindr
(Grindr)
OUTRO
Listen y’all!
Hi Yello, fresh outta Brooklyn but I’m born and bred in VA bitch
We were banging shit on lunch tables back in the day bitch you know I had to do it for my roots, nigga
For the culture for the ancestors, bitch
For fuckin’ VA legends that paved the way for a nigga
Who reinvented the sound of this country, bitch
Shout outs to Pharrell, The Neptunes
Shout outs to Clipse/
Shout outs to the best of all time Missy Elliott (Missy Misdemeanor Elliott)
Shout outs to the GOAT Timbo!
Shout outs to Ella Fitzgerald, nigga
Shout outs NOVA, Tidewater, Richmond, Tappahannak, Rappahannak, Kings Dominon, Busch Gardens, bitch Luray Caverns, hoe…
But fuck those plantations tho!
703
757
540
571
434
804
1619, nigga
VA, let’s go
Two up, two down! (Grindr)
( Hi Yello )
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