[Lyric] Grocery Rap (DJ Douggpound)

You'll say, "Haha, lookie, another nice rap"
ShaSha cookies, pumpkin spice snaps
My favorite kind of brie? Gotta go with Alison
Organic fair trade, Wicked Italian

Haters cry, "Dammit!" and they flee when I rhyme
Late July organic, sea salt and lime
Jealous taste buds will wanna be dead
When they taste Dave’s Killer Good Seed Bread

I like Cheri Oteri's recorded sounds
And I put cherries on Ozery Morning Rounds
Big ol' gators, and a pic of Jimmy Kimmel
If I want small taters, just gimme Nibbles

I dip the scone into the foam, non-dairy chai
Wholly Wholesome bake-at-home cherry pie
Top athletes like to hurdle for cash
Not me, I’m scooping Turtle Splash

If you say your favorite record is somehow Aja
I'll play somethin' else, Not Now Nausea
You're watching Lifetime, 'cause y'all are cheesy and nerdy
$4.99 Jalfreezi curry
I had a nice summer, not trying to brag
Here's The Spice Hunter turkey brine and bag
So be nice, aight, or just say nothing!
Petite diced, and RightRice holiday stuffing
Truwhip