[Lyric] Guacamole First Edition (Testicular Ball Swagger)

[Intro: Producer Tag]
Yuh yuh yuh
YungPhrey with that magic, moan

[Verse 1: YungPhrey]
I fart on my dog that shit was very smelly
Eat him for dinner he goes in my belly
Really miss my uncle terry

I am Apex legends I have gun
Beat up a little kid he started to run

Dude from Arbys called me a doo doo face
Like I was Tay-K I beat him in a race
I saw a salad I just had a taste

I had to go to canada because of tax evasion
I got shot yesterday by a home invasion

Yesterday I was televising saints row 4
I am a jehovas witness I go door to door
Yall like pop rocks always bustin in my mouth
Fucked my grandma on the casting couch

I go to mcdonalds that bitch looking thick
Pickle rick

I cry to billie eilish
Then I eat some relish

My dog ate my food it was laced wit perc
He blew up like a firework

That bitch hyper he on coke
I ate that bitch out like a jerusalem artichoke

I can't say the n word thats a no no
Sneak in a bitches house on my tippy toe

Red fish like Mr Krabs
He live in the state amsterdams

Like slump said he had that gorilla glue
Fornite dance with the electric boogaloo

Got your bitch on some rice
I kissed my homie because he look nice
His Butthole got that ice
(THAT’S HEAT THAT’S HEAT!)

[Intro: Producer Tag]
Hold up YUNG REGI made another one

[Verse 2: yung regi]
Going on the mic like i’m kanye west
Grab a blue card for the community chest
Chomping all down on that chicken breast

Get that big dog, that beast was yummy
Now i got doo doo all in my stomach

Pull up in the kindergarten, i grab a kid
I take my finger, shove it in his eyelid

Beat him up, his bones are pretty brittle
I take a bite, tasted like a skittle
Doctors say i should be in a mental hospital

Scrolling through the hub, i see vina sky
Mediterranean fruit fly!