[Lyric] Guitaaaaaaaaaaarghs Rooties (Eric Stewart)

Had to make a pass into modern jazz
So I grew a beard, grew a 'tache
And I tried not to smile
Got my corduroy suit and my 'hush puppy' shoes

Smoked my 'Disque Blue'
And I never, never, never, never smiled
Had to move away, find some other play
So I shaved my face, found a place

And I joined the country blues
Got my Levi shirt and my Levi jeans
Smoked my 'roll your owns' and
I was never dry

Had me so much fun, I stayed round for some
But I did my time, crossed the linе
Into a bottle of mountain dew
Got my osh-be-gosh, nеver had them washed

Smoked my corn pipe shag and I never shaved
I was feeling stale so I jumped my bail
Moved to Marakesh and joined the people
Who talk to flowers
Got my incense sticks and my sitar licks
Smoked my demon weed and I smiled
All the time
I was moving fast, thought the buzz would

Last so I bought a plane, bought a yacht
Castle on the Spanish main
Got my skin tight jeans and my private
Scenes, do my special stuff

And I smile sometimes
Guitars, guitars, guitars, guitars
Guitars, guitars, guitars
All together now