[Lyric] Guitar Hero Gone (Loren Dircks)

The plague of karaoke was the very first one
Handed a microphone to anyone
American Idol worship laid waste to the land
Put a guitar-shaped mark on everybody's hand

I hope you're happy
You big fat Pokémon (Pokémon)
Any hope you had of bein' a real guitar hero is gone (Gone)

Big China shippers full of toys headed straight for Babylon
You done killed the magic for everyone
Come along with your gay little Metallica song
Pushin' them buttons, but a chord, you don't know one

I hope you're happy
You big fat Pokémon (Pokémon)
Any hope you had of bein' a real guitar hеro is gone (Gone)
Any hope you had of bеin' a real guitar hero is gone (Pokémon)
Any hope you had of bein' a real guitar hero is gone (Gone)

Smoke rises in judgment, dispensation of wrath
No more heard in her the sound of musical math
Spring-loaded button never had the feel
Of hard wood, strings and steel
I hope you're happy
With all you've gone and done (Gone and done)
Any hope you had of bein' a real guitar hero is gone (Gone)
I hope you're happy
You big fat Pokémon (Pokémon)
Any hope you had of bein' a real guitar hero is gone (Gone)

I hope you're happy
I hope you're happy