[Lyric] Gwane A School (Slungie Ranks)

Hail, youth, a weh you doin out here at this time a day?
Me just a waggin school, sah
No bother wag your school, youth, better you learn
Slungie Ranking a tell you that, a so me say

Youthman a you fe gwaan a school
You better gone a school
And then gwaine a school
Last time you fe go to school
A weh me say now?

Go to school and a learn up the rule
Learn the golden rule and the silver rule
You get an exercise book and a small stool

Said a in the maths class you learn about one and two
Then a three and four, and five too
Five and fivе it equal to ten
Me put sеven with three and me make ten again

But a inna this a time in society
You go to school and a do some study
You learn about chemistry and history
Biology, physics and geography
And some of you freaks even take psychology, what?
Even more you take philosophy, why?
Me come fe tell you bout music theory, well

First you have the notes ABC
And a then you have the ones DEF
And me never remember what come after that
A chu me music teacher, she was tone deaf, yeah

So you gwaan a school
So me say, pickney, gone a school
Gone a school, so you learn
So you learn as I would say

But a rub a dub dub, thanks fe the grub
Said a inna the canteen you find fe the vege bun
Some a them call it a nutri bun
But I man know it as vege bun
And so the school food program a come dung
But you check fe the vege and you can't find none

Call fe the teacher, teacher a come, "Teacher
Why is there no vege inna me bun?"
Teacher just a smile like she havin fun, she say

"Want see me teeth, look inna me gum
You eat too much vege and you nah go have none
Just pure white bread a fe go make you body grow strong"
Me think fe a while and me think it is wrong
So me dial pon me phone, and a principal me rang, so
Principal say finance a gone dung
And them take out the vege from the vege bun

But you gimme fe the vegie ina me bun
Gimme fe the vegie ina me bun
Cause I'm a vegie liker, bun hater, teacher fighter, mic chatter
Wife beater, childkiller, adult liker, water drinker

Bananana, nanana water, ay
Bananana, nanana water
No bother give me butter bread, ana so me say
No bother give me white bread, so me really said

So me reason with a dread
And pure religion just a get inna me head
Whole heap a thing a weh me learn
The dread him just tell me, said a learn and you will earn, a weh him say now?

Him say
"Can't go to Zion with a M16
Can't go to Zion in a limousine
Neither any very narrow street
Nor tight corner"
So you come on ya
A so me say me dey on ya
Lyrics by my command ya, yeah
Tell you that the dread was a bogo dread
Or he could a been a bobo dread
Me never remember
Me never paying that much attention
A chu me gone a school me just a
Spend so much time upon learning rule and
Learn about how to use adjective and noun
Never learn nothing useful
And then me nyam a white bun and
And then me wag a so me say

I beg you wag your school
No bother learn no rule
Youthman, don't go to school
The teacher take you fe a fool
Them ride upon your back like any horse or mule
And you shouldn't take that
Shouldn't go to school
And me still feeling vexed about that one time
They take the vege outta me vege bun
Me remember, used to feel excited when me hear a newsflash about the school food program a come dung
And now look at what you done
Said, said that a that no right inna Jah Jah sight
Said that no right inna Jah Jah sight