[Lyric] HAPPY TREE FRIENDS EDITION: Dumb Ways to Die (CartoonStar)

stay too long in the sun
hold a sharp-ended stick on the run
don`t watch out, when crossing streets
turn high'n'higher the earphone beats

Dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die
dumb ways to die-ie-ie
so many dumb ways to die


steer an oil tanker through the north pole
light a bonfire with lots of petrol
drive blindly a car and feel cool
go as non-swimmer in a deepend pool


Dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die
dumb ways to die-ie-ie
so many dumb ways to die

lift much too heavy weight
sometimes death comes fast and straight
fall into unknown water is no bliss
replacing light bulbs when hearing gas hiss

Dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die
dumb ways to die-ie-ie
so many dumb ways to die


miscalculate a rocket setup can be hazardous
choking on oversized gum bubbles quite horrendous
slashed your head? a crazy hairdresser might give a clue
I wonder what this red cable will do.


Dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die
dumb ways to die-ie-ie-ie


so many dumb ways to die

stay out of the water during the jellyfish season
melting icecaps, caused by wasting energy may be the reason
be stupid, uncool and smoke cigarettes,
eat too much junk food, that makes you sick and fat,
drinking alcohol, that poisonous stuff will shrink your brain
they may not rhyme, but they kill most of the people


Dumbest ways to die
dumbest ways to die
dumbest ways to die-ie-ie-ie


so many dumb
so many dumb
ways to die