[Lyric] Hardly Angels (Anecdata)

We should not be afraid of foreigners
Locals I know are just as bad as us
Whenever I've been mugged out on the street
I know what they're not

They're from the North Island
They're from the South Island
They're from the North Island
They're from Stewart Island

In case it wasn't clear from what I said before
New Zealanders are hardly angels eh
The land of the 'long white cloud'
At least we're not Australians

We're not as bad as them
We're not as bad as them

There are no rules when you get on the road
The only law's stay out of my way
It doesn't matter what passport you're on
Or if you can drive
We've all got a death wish
We've all got a death wish

They're from the North Island
They're from the South Island
They're from the North Island
They're from Stewart Island