Song: Harriss Rap
Year: 2021
Viewed: 29 - Published at: 8 years ago

Yo, my name is Harris
I like to drive my Toyota Yaris
My favourite city is the city of Paris
Where you can buy croissants from my mate Travis
I live on a cattle farm
The ladies find it quite the charm
My animals will do you no harm
As long as you remain very calm
Olz is a sexy beast
When you look at him it's quite the feast
Give him a go, put him to the test
I think you'll find he's the very best
Roland is my neighbour's dog
His bulging eyes make him look like a frog
The other day he got locked in my bog
When I opened the door it was quite a shock
I like to wear blue cargo shorts
I have a balaclava to hide my warts
I'm insecure, please don't hurt me
Herbs are my favourite snacks
I like collecting Match Attax
If you're in town, send me a fax
And I'll make us some tasty wraps
I think you'll find I'm quite a guy
My celebrity crush is Stephen Fry
I like to play I spy

( Monsieur Alfonse )
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