[Intro]
Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
When I was a kid on VoIP
I knew when I get older
I'd marry someone bolder
[Verse 1]
Now I'm 27, and I made a promise
Being with her is the best, I'll be honest
[Pre-Chorus]
If I could change a single thing
I'd make it me and not him
[Chorus]
I’m in her bed, and he’s in her Twitch chat
He stole the steam key from under our doormat
And even though he can pay the bills
That doesn't mean I don’t have social skills
Anyway, make the most of it
Hе got dumped pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
He’s just rеally a weirdo (woo!)
[Verse 2]
Yeah, he’s met Jared (yeah, that’s me!)
The one who took her when you just flee
I hit it off instantly
I know, she’s been saying it consistently
He’s seen my jawline, shoulders, and muscles
Oh, and also my fashion sense
He thought about what I look like- nevermind
He’s weird though
[Bridge]
'Cause we’re living the dream (living the dream, living the dream)
Oh, we’re living the dream
From back when we were 17
We’re living the dream (living the dream, living the dream)
Oh, we’re living the dream
From back when we were 17
How on earth could he be saved?
When he’s 100% insane
[Verse 3]
He just thinks that he deserves
A little bit of what he didn’t earn
He’s gonna make another scene
The one he made when he was 23
[Pre-Chorus]
Means he’s not allowed in Disney World
[Chorus]
But I’m in her bed, and he’s in your Twitch chat
He stole the steam key from under our doormat
And even though he can pay the bills
That doesn't mean I don’t have social skills
Anyway, make the most of it
He got dumped pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
He’s just really a weirdo
[Outro]
He thinks about her every day (every day)
So how on earth can he be saved? (He can’t be saved)
He thinks about me a lot as well (He thinks about me)
And I heard him say I was fine as hell ( I’m fine as hell)
'Cause her beauty
And her grace (and her grace)
Her telephone calls are his favorite place
And he wants her to notice him
With no restraining order, in his ABC
He wants her to care
He wants to smell her hair (ok, I’m done)
(why hair?)
(this dude is insane)
Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
When I was a kid on VoIP
I knew when I get older
I'd marry someone bolder
[Verse 1]
Now I'm 27, and I made a promise
Being with her is the best, I'll be honest
[Pre-Chorus]
If I could change a single thing
I'd make it me and not him
[Chorus]
I’m in her bed, and he’s in her Twitch chat
He stole the steam key from under our doormat
And even though he can pay the bills
That doesn't mean I don’t have social skills
Anyway, make the most of it
Hе got dumped pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
He’s just rеally a weirdo (woo!)
[Verse 2]
Yeah, he’s met Jared (yeah, that’s me!)
The one who took her when you just flee
I hit it off instantly
I know, she’s been saying it consistently
He’s seen my jawline, shoulders, and muscles
Oh, and also my fashion sense
He thought about what I look like- nevermind
He’s weird though
[Bridge]
'Cause we’re living the dream (living the dream, living the dream)
Oh, we’re living the dream
From back when we were 17
We’re living the dream (living the dream, living the dream)
Oh, we’re living the dream
From back when we were 17
How on earth could he be saved?
When he’s 100% insane
[Verse 3]
He just thinks that he deserves
A little bit of what he didn’t earn
He’s gonna make another scene
The one he made when he was 23
[Pre-Chorus]
Means he’s not allowed in Disney World
[Chorus]
But I’m in her bed, and he’s in your Twitch chat
He stole the steam key from under our doormat
And even though he can pay the bills
That doesn't mean I don’t have social skills
Anyway, make the most of it
He got dumped pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
He’s just really a weirdo
[Outro]
He thinks about her every day (every day)
So how on earth can he be saved? (He can’t be saved)
He thinks about me a lot as well (He thinks about me)
And I heard him say I was fine as hell ( I’m fine as hell)
'Cause her beauty
And her grace (and her grace)
Her telephone calls are his favorite place
And he wants her to notice him
With no restraining order, in his ABC
He wants her to care
He wants to smell her hair (ok, I’m done)
(why hair?)
(this dude is insane)
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