[Lyric] Hi Mom Its Me demo (The Queers)

[Spoken]
MOM: Hello?
JOE: Hi Mom, it's me
BOTH: AHHHHH!!!

I know you think I'm just a useless stupid punk
Because every night I come home drunk
Hi Mom, it's me, that fucking little shit
The ugly little monkey who used to suck your tit

[Guitar lead]

I know you think my band's just a waste of time
Those beer cans you found in my room weren't mine
Hi Mom, it's me, the fucking little shit
The ugly little monkey who used to suck your tit

You got five bucks I can borrow?

[Spoken]
JOE: Like, I'll fix the ly-