[Lyric] Home and Hearth Award Speech (2020 Vidya Gaem Awards)

[The winner of this award was Animal Crossing: New Horizons]
[Voiced by Donny Q]

[INTRO]

In a year like no other, t'was pleasant to find
a comforting vidya to ease up the mind

The consoles, the handhelds, and old PC, too
Had awesome releases to help see us through

Though /v/'s always flooded with impudent posts
We quietly understand what matters most:

The thrill of a game we're excited to start
Snuggled up safe in our home by the hearth

The nominees are...

[Winner: Animal Crossing: New Horizons]
What an interesting fluke! The game was delayеd
The team had worked hard, but thе crunch held at bay

With love and with care, they made true their vision
And gave us an island with depth and decisions

Make it your own, either trashy or artful
Just don't go to auction for Raymond or Marshall

To Animal Crossing, well done, you've succeeded
And at the right time, gave us just what we needed

So there you go, /v/. This year's most relaxing game. Too bad your shitty opinions and my superior ones are not the same!

[RAM RANCH]

GOD DAMN IT YOU FUCKERS! FACTORIO WAS SO MUCH BETTER! THIRD PLACE, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? YOU ABSOLUTE DUMB CUNTS!

"Wahh!!! Look at me with my glassy eyed triangle nose fuck face watering flowers and shit!"

WHERE IS THE SENSE OF ACCOMPLISHMENT? WHERE IS THE SENSE OF SATISFYING ACHIEVEMENT? YOUR OPINIONS ARE BAD, THEREFORE, YOU ARE BAD, CUNTS! GOD I'M FUCKING SICK OF THIS SHIT! GOD, I FUCKING HATE /v/! FUCK!