[Lyric] Horny For Greece (Tim Meredith)

[Verse]
I see you there
Mediterranean
Archaic Hellenistic
Even, Greco-Roman

You treat me so bad
But it feels so good
Have an eagle eat my liver
Just 'cause you could

[Pre-Chorus]
Yeah, yeah, yeah-h-h
Hellenes, ple-e-ease
Yeah, yeah, yeah-h-h
Form a league with me

[Verse 2]
Odysseus
Besiege my body, it’s my fantasy
And if you find my walls too high
Then push a wooden horse right into me
Jason, take me to Ares grove
And lay me on that golden fleece
I can't promise I will make you king
But I promise I won't put the serpent to sleep

[Pre-Chorus]
Yeah, yeah, yeah-h-h
Hellenes, ple-e-ease
Yeah, yeah, yeah-h-h
Form a league with me

[Chorus]
I'm horny for Greece
Yeah, horny for Greece
I can't control myself
Thinking 'bout your sexy ancient cultural feats

I'm horny for Greece
Oh, horny for Greece
I've got a thing
It's plain to see
For classical antiquity

[Verse 3]
Philosophy gets me off
Plato's ideal for me
Can't sleep thinking 'bout your ontology
And getting in the barrel with Diogenes
Aristophanes
And Menander
Turning me on with your comic slander
Stop it, I can't take no more
This love is as destructive as the Peloponnesian war

[Pre-Chorus]
Yeah, yeah, yeah-h-h
Hellenes, ple-e-ease
Yeah, yeah, yeah-h-h
Form a league with me

[Chorus]
I'm horny for Greece
Yeah, horny for Greece
I can't control myself
Thinking 'bout your sexy ancient cultural feats

I'm horny for Greece
Oh, horny for Greece
I've got a thing
It;s plain to see
For classical antiquity