[Lyric] Hot Frogs on the Loose (Fred Small)

[Spoken]
In other news today, officials at the Oak Ridge National Laboratory in Tennessee have issued a warning that tiny radioactive frogs are on the loose. 

The fugitive amphibians are brownish-green, one-and-a-half to two inches long with skinny legs and apparently healthy, except that they can set off a Geiger counter with radiation levels well above normal. Officials say the leopard frogs are safe unless eaten. 

Workers at the Department of Energy installation west of Knoxville reported radioactive tires on their cars and trucks, apparently from running over the creatures. 

The frogs grew up in mud contaminated by waste water from the lab's nuclear research of the 1950s. 

Glub, glub
Glub, glub
Glub, glub
Glub, glub
Glub, glub - aah!

[Verse 1]
By the light of the Tennessee moon
From the bilious bubbles of a black lagoon
They make a hound dog howl, a SWAT team swoon
Hot frogs on the loose
They’ve multiplied since '53
Slurping nuclear debris
Amphibious fabulous fancy free
Hot frogs on the loose
[Chorus]
Hippity hoppity here they come
Radioactive lookin' for fun
If you kiss ’em look out for the tongue
Hot frogs on the loose
Glub, glub - aah!
Glub, glub - aah!
Glub, glub - Oh my God!
Hot frogs on the loose

[Verse 2]
They got little skinny legs and big bug eyes
Fraternizing's not advised
They like you like they like flies
Hot frogs on the loose
They got a chicken nugget body and a whopper leap
In your bedroom while you sleep
They'll make your Geiger counter beep
Hot frogs on the loose

[Chorus]
Hippity hoppity here they come
Radioactive lookin' for fun
If you kiss 'em look out for the tongue
Hot frogs on the loose
Glub, glub - What's that?
Glub, glub - aah!
Glub, glub - aah!
Hot frogs on the loose
[Bridge]
You can put the pedal to the metal till the rubber squeals
Squish 'em with your tires you got hot wheels
How you know how it feels to be a
Hot frog on the loose

[Verse 3]
Please do not keep them as pets
Sautéing them may bring regrets
Make a citizen's arrest of a
Hot frog on the loose
Frogs for peace frogs for defense
Don’t be nervous don’t be tense
We've got a sure-fire three-foot fence
To keep the hot frogs from gettin’ loose

[Chorus]
Hippity hoppity here they come
Radioactive lookin' for fun
If you kiss 'em look out for the tongue
Hot frogs on the loose
Glub, glub - disgusting!
Glub, glub - aah!
Glub, glub - aah!
Hot frogs on the loose
[Outro]
Hot frogs on the loose
Hot frogs on the loose
Hot frogs on the loose
Hot frogs on the loose