[Lyric] How Am I Still Alive? with Lydia Night (Lauran Hibberd)

Ring, ring, hello?
I'm not at your service, it's my answer phone
Hold on, my bad
There's a thousand other ways I'd rather kill my time

I've never really liked doing anything
I barely stayed up when they threw me in the ring
I've never really wanted anyone at all
Apart from Michael when he fainted during football

[Chrous]
I kiss his face when he tells me to
Yeah!
He drops his trousers and my shampoo
Wait!
I'm dreaming of the lifе I wanted
Pinch me, I'm happy that I nevеr got it

Knock, knock, go home
I'd rather never answer then you stay too long
Crash, crash, oh no
You would still be smoking if the house burned down
I'm getting really good at talking to myself
I kind of noticed you were fucking someone else
I wanted more and more to fade into the back
Until I'm staring at my mic, oh what a drag

[Chorus]
I kiss his face when he tells me to
Yeah!
He drops his trousers and my shampoo
Wait!
I'm dreaming of the life I wanted
Pinch me, I'm happy that I never got it

[Bridge]
How am I still alive? It blows my mind
How am I still alive? It blows my mind
How am I still alive? It blows my mind
How am I still alive? It blows my mind

[Chorus]
I kiss his face when he tells me to
Yeah!
He drops his trousers and my shampoo
Wait!
I'm dreaming of the life I wanted
Pinch me, I'm happy that I never got it
I kiss his face when he tells me to
Yeah!
He drops his trousers and my shampoo
Wait!
I'm dreaming of the life I wanted
Pinch me, I'm happy that I never got it