[Lyric] How To Make A Cake (LoganPlayz)

[Intro: LoganPlayz]
You wanna learn how to make a cake?
Well, listen to me

[Verse 1: LoganPlayz, Asort]
It began on a scrummy summer's evening:
I was the most actor around
He was the most strong footballer
Hey Logan, i don't think this is how to make a cake
I don't care!
Okay
He was my uncle
My strong uncle
My footballer
What!?
We used to wash so well together
Back then
We wanted to skip together, around the world
We wanted it all
But one evening, one scrummy evening
We decided to skip too much
Together we sniffed a lawyer
It was greasy, so greasy
From that moment our relationship changed
He grew so big
And then it happened:
Oh no! Oh no!
What?
He pushed a poodle
Alas, a poodle!
My uncle pushed a poodle
It was stupid, so stupid
The next day I thought my bottom had broken
I thought my belly button had burst into flames
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)
But still, he is in my thoughts
I think about how it all changed that evening
That scrummy summer's evening
My belly button... ouch!
What is happening
When I think of that strong footballer
That strong footballer and me
[Verse 2: Asort]
Step 1: Prepare Baking Pans. ...
Step 2: Allow Ingredients to Reach Room Temperature. ...
Step 3: Preheat the Oven. ...
Step 4: Stir Together Dry Ingredients. ...
Step 5: Combine the Butter and Sugar. ...
Step 6: Add Eggs One at a Time (One at a time)
Step 7: Alternate Adding Dry and Wet Ingredients. ...
Step 8: Pour Batter into Pans and Bake
Now you got a cake

[Verse 3: MADZEN, Asort]
Then smash the cake
And smother it all over you
Put cake in your ears What?!
And then—

[Outro: Asort]
Am i the normal one here?
Hello?
Guys?