[Lyric] I Am a Cider Drinker (The Wurzels)

When the moon shines on the cow shed
And we're rolling in the hay
All the cows are up there grazin'
And the milk is on its way

[Hook] I am a Cider Drinker
I drinks it all of the day
I am a Cider Drinker
It soothes all me troubles away
Ooh arrh, ooh arrh ay, Ooh arrh, ooh arrh ay
(Proper Job! Wanna try some, young 'un? C'mon, young 'un! Get a couple o' pints down 'ee then.)

It's so cosy in the kitchen
With the smell of rabbit stew
When the breeze blows 'cross the farm yard
You can smell the cow shed too
(Cor! Oi never smelt nothin' like it in all me loife)

When those combine wheels stops turnin'
And the hard days work is done
Theres a pub around the corner
It's the place we 'ave our fun
(Arrh! We'll 'ave some fun an' all!)
(C'mon, young 'un! Get a couple o' pints down 'ee then.)

Now dear old Mabel when she's able
We takes a stroll down Lovers Lane
And we sinks a pint o' Scrumpy
Then we'll play old natures game
(Ah, ha, ha! Ooh, arrh!!)

But we end up in the duckpond
When the pub decides to close
With me breeches full o' tadpoles
And the newts between me toes
(Cor! Mate!)

[Hook]
(C'mon there, young 'un! Get up there an dance.)

I am a Cider Drinker
I drinks it all of the day
I am a Cider Drinker
It soothes all me troubles away
Ooh arrh, ooh arrh ay, Ooh arrh, ooh arrh ay
Ooh arrh, ooh arrh ay, Ooh arrh, ooh arrh ay
Ooh arrh, ooh arrh ay, Ooh arrh, ooh arrh ay
Ooh arrh, ooh arrh ay, Ooh arrh, ooh arrh ay
(Let cider be the spice o' loife! Arr!)