[Lyric] I CAN DO ANYTHING YOU LIKE (The Monks (UK))

[Intro]
-phone ringing-
Hello?
Hello EMI here
Hello! Is-is that Mr. EMI?
Yeah!
Okay, we have a group over there in India and we like to be playing you the music now you know?
Well, what kind of music do you play?

[Verse 1]
Well, We are thinking to find the most interesting. Why not send me a track?
What? Oh yes! We are completely black. So we are very ethnic you see? Minority indeed!
Now, I would like to tell you about our music sound. I hope you're interested because we are phoning a lot of money to cost you to phone you up

[Chorus]
I can do anything you like! I can do the disco all night! I can do classical! I can do funk! I can do reggae! Or I can do the funk

[Verse 2]
Well! That sounds rather interesting. Do you have any other kinds of music you can play to me?
Oh! The groove in feeling most definitely on the music side. The content of music is most complicated. I sing it again for you. Okay! Here we go!
[Chorus]
I can do anything you like! I can do the disco all night! I can do classical! I can do funk! I can do reggae! Or I can simply do the funk

[Verse 3]
Oh, I hope you are giving a good listening to us. We are loving to come over there and contract to sign, you know?
Oh yeah!
Well uh, can you sing me something else over the phone you know?

[Bridge]
We can sound like Bees Gees! (Yeah yeah yeah yeah!)
Or we can sound like Barbra Streisand! (Yeah ah ah ah!)
We can sound like the Rolling Stones or the Fleetwood Mac!
We can sound like Complete Unknowns! (Yeah ah ah ah!)
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[Post-Chorus]
I can do anything you like-e-e! I can do the disco all night! Yes! I can do classical! I can do funk! I can do reggae! Or I can simply do a lot of funk!
I can do anything you like-e-e! I can do the disco all night! I promise you!
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[Outro]
-phone dialling-
Hello? Hello? Oh, dear...