[Lyric] I Dont Know Anyone Who Is Straight (Totally Fucking Gay)

My brother and my old teacher
They live in a house of brick
Also my neighbor and my priest
They love man ass and big dick
My plumber and my mechanic
They see balls and start to lick
My personal trainer and my dentist
They love man ass and big dick
I don’t know anyone who is straight
Maybe they all live in Oklahoma
Those dudes drive a tractor to work
And they still listen to ‘My Sharona’
The people I know went to college
They have good taste and also class
They avoid breeders like the plague
They love big dick and man ass
The president keeps his mouth shut
That’s ok I can give him a pass
We both know that behind closed doors
He loves big dick and man ass
Kiss that cock and tickle that taint
It’s only gay if you get caught
Hollywood leading men all dabble
Media silence can be bought
TFG is the absolute epitome
Of the radical homosexuality
You cheated on your beard with me
That’s what I call queer ingenuity