[Lyric] I Dont Know How To Skate (Lil Hentai Lover)

[Hook: Lil Hentai Lover]
I don’t know how to skate
I always eat well done steak
I don’t do well with a full plate
I’m light, check my weight
I need a bitch, but Imma just wait
On the dance floor, I see girls trying to shake
I’m so alone, so imma just fly a kite
My neighbor’s dog on the streets likes to bite
I think never getting a skateboard was a mistake
My life would’ve been better if I could skate

[Verse 1: Lil Hentai Lover]
I bit a nigga, his name was Bruce Lee
Beat up a crackhead cause he was trying to mug me
My favorite song is “Rape Me”
I hate British people, I don’t evеn like tea
This beat is making mе beat my meat
That food was so good, I accidentally bit my teeth
Got excited because I saw ice cream
I think my dick is big in centimeters, it’s about three
Wait a minute, it’s too small to see
Got mad cause I stepped on bubblegum
I found the nigga who dropped it, he’s trying to run
Not before I pull out my gun
I shot him and his testicles because it was fun
My favorite soda is sprite
My favorite color is white
No, it’s blue, that’s about right
I also don’t know how to ride a bike
I might fuck around and listen to some Lil Skies
I don’t know why
I don’t like essays but I like to write
Oh well, no one cares, so now imma go cry
I’m so bored I’m gonna go play VR
In Call of Duty, customizing my AR
Got mad, so I beat up a retard
After all of that, I went to jail as a reward
[Verse 2: Slump AK]
Just shot at a black man and took his shoes
Customized my AR like in Black Ops II
Just scammed a white kid out of some Gorilla Glue
I don't wanna fuck this bitch, she smell like poo-poo
Just shot at a black man, it was Chad Ochocinco
Finna go to the store to buy some Tampico
Just scammed a bum ass bitch who work at Home Depot

[Hook x2: Lil Hentai Lover]
I don’t know how to skate
I always eat well done steak
I don’t do well with a full plate
I’m light, check my weight
I need a bitch, but Imma just wait
On the dance floor, I see girls trying to shake
I’m so alone, so imma just fly a kite
My neighbor’s dog on the streets likes to bite
I think never getting a skateboard was a mistake
My life would’ve been better if I could skate