[Lyric] I Had a Dream (Fish Karma)

I had a dream last night
My dead dog come back to life
He was just a skeleton
Bits of flesh hanging from his bones
I said, hey Fritz
It’s sure good to see you
Remember all those good times
We shared together, and he kinda
Looked up at me with his little eyeball
Hanging from his socket
And he said, yeah master
I remember all those good times
I remember all the times
You rubbed my nose
In my own excrement
Just because you were too lazy
To get off your butt and let me outside
And I remember all the hours
That I waited and I begged
For just a little piece of meat
While you gorged like a pig
[?] and everything else
And every Christmas time or so
You would buy a box of milk bones
Just to ease your guilty conscience
Just so you could sleep at night
And I remember especially the time
That you took me to the vet
Who cut my manhood off with a knife
And I grew fat and indolent
Unable to reproduce
And you know damn well I am Catholic
[Coda]
I had a dream last night
My dead hamster come back to life