[Lyric] I Hate Being A Grown Up (Jenna Marbles)

[Intro]
One time, I grew into an adult and it really sucked
So I wanted to tell you all about it
Here we go! Whee

[Verse 1]
I hate being a grown-up (How in the fuck do mortgages work?)
I hate being a grown-up (No, I have to do dishes?)
I hate being a grown-up (No, seriously, like, where did all these fucking dishes come from?)
I hate being a grown-up (Nyeeeeaow, taxes!)

[Break]
Remember when you were a little kid and you thought it'd be so cool to grow up?
Yeah, we werе brainwashed
This shit fucking sucks!
No, my sheets are dirty
This oughta fix it, right?
Oh, the bathroom's dirty, too?
Ha, I'm not gonna clеan that shit
Take the garbage out? Ehhh, I don't wanna
What if I just smush it down like this?
That's much better
[Verse 2]
I hate being a grown-up (Uhhh, DMV!)
I hate being a grown-up (I'm gonna light my bills on fire!)
I hate being a grown-up (My friends are getting married?)
I hate being a grown-up (Why don't you walk yourself?)

[Break]
Oh, you just had a baby? Congratulations!
I looked at pictures of cats today
Yeah, and I dyed my hair purple and wear a Ninja Turtle backpack
Law school? Wow!
I'm gonna go get drunk 'cause that's the only cool thing you can do as a grown-up!
LOL, sadness

[Verse 3]
I hate being a grown-up (The dentist is so expensive!)
I hate being a grown-up (Even my vagina has its own doctor!)
I hate being a grown-up (Ha-ha-ha, I just said "vagina"!)
I hate being a grown-up (And now I'm gonna say "penis"!)

[Outro]
Mom, what's for dinner?
Oh yeah, that's right, she doesn't live here
Mom, I had a nightmare! Ah, fuck
Mom! My laundry! Help!
God damn it, I have to do all these things by myself, don't I?
Son of a bitch!