[Lyric] Ian vs. The Abe Lincoln Tree (The Alcoholic Freshman)

I love fall ‘cause everything dies
I love fall ‘cause everything dies
I love fall
Everything is finally dying

Hats off to me (“Hats off to me!”)
I figured out an escape route
But this time won’t be any different
Than the last time that I ended up in here

Hold back the troops (“Hold back the troops!”)
It’s time to find a good excuse
I regret to inform you that I stand before you
When I can’t think of anything to say

Remember me wеll
(Remember mе well)
Remember me well

Everything has started to die
Fall brings death, but spring brings new life
Still I hate it
I can’t make it
Out of this hell that I’ve built
Inside a prison cell of filth
Lying naked
I can’t make it out
I love fall ‘cause everything dies
I love fall ‘cause everything dies
I love fall
Everything is finally dying

“Blah blah” I sing (“Lalalalalalala!”)
My words don’t fit my melody
My words have consequences and I’m helpin’
I’m making the worst out of god-given gifts
Never again (“Aah!”)
Too many times I’ve sung that hymn
But this time will be the last time that I sing it
I’d love to believe that one-hundred percent

Remember me well
(Remember me well)
Remember me well

Everything has started to die
Fall brings death, but spring brings new life
Still I hate it
I can’t make it
Out of this hell that I’ve built
Inside a prison cell of filth
Lying naked
I can’t make it out
I never wanted
To look into the future
Because I’m a loser
Yeah, I never wanted
To look into my future
Because I know the truth hurts

This isn’t vengeance, no
It’s just the way I cope
This isn’t vengeance, no
It’s just the way I cope
This isn’t vengeance, no
It’s just the way I cope
This isn’t vengeance, no
It’s just the way I cope

This isn’t vengeance, no
It’s just the way I cope
This isn’t vengeance, no
It’s just the way I cope
This isn’t vengeance, no
It’s just the way I cope
This isn’t vengeance, no
It’s just the way I cope