[Lyric] Im A Real Locksmith (Happy Case Scenario)

You got some motherfucking nerds calling me off [?] on some little bullshit ass

(Do you want me to sing)
I'm standing on Greenpoint Ave
I'm locked out of my apartment
And this jacket is all I have
To cover my boxers, my only garment
If you ever decide to come back to my doorway
That's exactly where I'll be
And I can give you a ride from New York to Virginia
But first I need my keys
And it's cool he's the one that you want
But would you be upfront and just say you don't like me
And I can give you a ride from New York to Virginia
But first I need my keys

Officer I can explain this
This isn't what it seems
I know that it's strange and I'm out here alone, but I'm only visiting
So if you ever decide to come back to my doorway
That's exactly where I'll be
And I can give you a ride from New York to Virginia
But first I need my keys
And it's cool he's the one that you want
But would you be upfront and just say you don't like me
And I can give you a ride from New York to Virginia
But first I need my keys
(I URGENTLY NEED THEM)
Nice Trent
Screaming? Real Immature
My bad dude, I lost my keys, can you give me a ride?
Yeah, lets fucking go

So if you ever decide to come back to my doorway
That's exactly where I'll be
And I can give you a ride from New York to Virginia
But first I need my keys
And it's cool that he's the one that you want
But I don't give a fuck so just say you don't like me
And I can give you a ride from New York to Virginia
If you buy me an iced tea (yeah)