[Lyric] Im Liking Being a Viking (Histeria! (American animated series))

[Leif Erikson]
One, two, three, fjord!
Let's pillage!

Vikings, vikings, they're mean and bad
The people always gripe
But we're here today to tell you this

[Kid Chorus]
Don't believe the hype!

[Leif Erikson]
Now vikings come from Norway
Sweden, Denmark, too
But during winter in Scandinavia

[Kid Chorus]
There was nothing much to do!
So we built some ships and took some trips
Across the ocean blue
And exactly where we were going
We didn't have a clue!
[Leif Erikson]
Thе Denmark Danes went down to Francе
Claimed Normandy for their own
And Denmark's king, Canute the Great

[Chorus]
Took the English throne!

[Leif Erikson]
Norweigans discovered Iceland
But vikings never stop

[Chorus]
Greenland was discovered by

[Leif Erikson]
Eric the Red, my pop!

[Chorus]
They say Columbus found America
Back when the world was flat
Well, Chris, we got some news for you

[Leif Erikson]
Been there, done that!
[Chorus]
Yeah, we pillaged and we plundered
And held prisoners for ransom

[Leif Erikson]
But don't forget, we had nice hair

[Chorus]
And were really, really handsome!

[Leif Erikson]
We always launched surprise attacks
Which people found alarming
But when we weren't ransacking things

[Chorus]
We got really good at farming!

[Leif Erikson]
We made lots of pretty metal things
Like cups and coins we stashed

[Chorus]
But our favorite thing to make was off
With other people's cash!
[Leif Erikson]
True, we stole and murdered
As we went upon our journeys

[Chorus]
If we lived in modern days
We'd probably be attorneys!

[Leif Erikson]
But hey, we weren't just pirates
And merciless invaders

[Chorus]
We were artists and explorers
And also business traders!

[Leif Erikson]
Sure, we roughed some people up
And we were hated in our day
But you shouldn't really blame us

[Chorus]
We're just bjorn that way!
And that's our viking rap
We've tried to keep it brief
So enjoy the show, we've got to go

[Leif Erikson]
And make like me and Leif!