[Lyric] Imaginary Girlfriend (Dead End)

[Verse 1]
I've been on dates, had my share of girlfriends
They always get up on my nerves
This one's too skinny, this one's too bossy
Why can't I get what I deserve?
But then she came to me
I saw her face inside my dream
Now she is everything, and everything's alright

[Hook]
Meet my imaginary girlfriend
She's the only one I need
Meet my imaginary girlfriend
This girl is just crazy 'bout me

[Verse 2]
Sometimes she's blonde, and sometimes a redhead
She's always laughing at my jokes
I stroke her hair even though there's nothing there
I get along great with her folks
My friends all wanna know her name
Sometimes it's Mary, and sometimes it's Jane
This can't be bad for my health
When I love her, I love myself
[Hook]

[Bridge]
She says that I'm the best
I'm so much better than all the rest
When we go out to eat, we only need one table one seat
She's cheap
And that's sweet

[Hook]

[Outro]
My imaginary girlfriend