[Lyric] Inglorious Baxter (Baxter P Wordsworth)

[Intro]

You know, in my mind, this part is where the ladies come in singing my name. like uh, something like, "Inglorious Baxter"
Cuz I'm not that bad of a guy, know what I'm saying?

[Baxter]

Yo
If they ask who that bastard is, (who?) tell them Baxter is
Here to start shit, like a catalyst
Flip, like a catapult, Doesn't matter cat or dog
Navigate the catacomb
Shitting out a catalogue
Looking for a cat to scratch, itchy like a dirty dog
Let a cat catch my tongue, (Meow) I'll give that cat a pause
Oops, bet that get a pause
Baby I should get applause, now y'all want to get appalled?
Can't a nigga get absolved?
Listen ya'll, I ain't here see I just dissolved
Osmosis Jones, moving all through your walls
Rose gold, red herringbone threw you off
How I get it hot, with a flow to cool you off?
Yeah it's Willy Wonka sweet but it's Varuca Salt
It's funny, I keep finding lines but stay losing thoughts
Cause every stanza, is Tony Danza, Who's the Boss
Now take a gander Colonel Sanders you's a chicken hawk
Loud as a foghorn, nuts like an acorn
Yeah he's good but..
Na fuck the buts, gay porn
(Aye yo) Nigga just save it
I'm not a bit gay, I'm not even homosapein
What I'm trying to say is, I got my own genius
Climbing up the rungs of a double Helix
My rhymes give you bubble guts
Might need your stomach pumped. Chump!
But I take ya mind places like a shuttle bus. But!
It's a bumpy road, so ya'll better buckle up cuz
Waxter P. birdsworth is nucking futz, (Huh?)
Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting rabbits kid
Imagination 'bout as vicious as a rabid pit
(Oh God)
An for my last magic trick
I'm a let y'all take a shot, then I'll grin and catch the shit. (Bang)
I let my soul glow, on some Last Dragoon shit
Bruce Leroy, B boy, baby after this
If Sho'nuff still asking who the master is, (Who's the Master?)
Man, tell that nigga Baxter is
(just tell that nigga Baxter is)
Yeah
And then it goes
[Outro]
"Inglorious Baxter"

Just like that