[Lyric] Inside a Movie: Madagascar 3: Europes Most Wanted (Blaze The Movie Fan)

Car driving sounds
Police sirens

[Blaze]
Oh no, there's a cop after me, I have to stop the car right now
What's the problem officer?

[Chantel Dubois from Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted]
You drived over 80 mph, that's illegal!

[Blaze]
Wait, I know you
Aren't you the villain from the movie Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted?

[Chantel Dubois]
Ah shit [?], you were driving over 80 mph, that's illegal, it is irrelevant whether or not I'm from a movie, you still broke the law Sir

[Alex the Lion from the Madagascar movie trilogy]
Hello

[Blaze]
Alex the Lion, what the hell are you doing in my car!?
[Alex the Loin]
Well I was hiding in you car because you're fucking awesomе

[Blaze]
I think that woman is after you

[Alex the Lion]
No worries, I will just shoot her, I can do that, no problеm

[Blaze]
Ok then

Gunshot

On-screen text stating "Later, at Blaze's place."

[Blaze]
So where's the rest of your friends?

[Alex the Lion]
Well, the rest of my friends are in New York City, they didn't want to come here to Emerald City with me for some reason

[Blaze]
I see... Now Alex, would you like to go with me to a movie?

[Alex the Lion]
Fuck yeah I would, let's go to the movie theater!
[Blaze]
Alright then, get back to my car

On-screen text stating "Later, at the movie theater."

[Blaze]
Here we are at the movie theater

[Alex the Lion]
Holy shit, I really look forward to seeing that fucking movie

[Guy at movie theater]
What's that, a new Pokémon of some sort?

[Blaze]
No, it's not a Pokémon, it's a real lion

[Alex the Lion]
Hello there good Sir

[Guy at movie theater]
OOOHHhhhh...
Crashing noises

[Alex the Lion]
Why did that guy faint, is it something that I said?
[Blaze]
It's not something that you said, it's something that you did, lions aren't supposed to fucking talk.

[Alex the Lion]
Oh, sorry about that

[Blaze]
Nevermind that, let's just enjoy the fucking movie

On-screen text stating "After the movie, at the police station."

[Detective Sherfman]
Om glad you're here Alex the Lion
Alex the Lion, you are under arrest for killing an innocent woman

[Alex the Lion]
But that woman isn't innocent at all, she wanted to kill me

[Detective Sherfman]
It doesn't matter if she wanted to kill you, you still broke the law by killing a woman

[Blaze]
Detective Sherfman, please let him go
If you want to take someone to jail, take me instead

[Detective Sherfman]
Sorry Blaze, but it doesn't work that way
Alex the Lion did kill that woman, therefore he must be arrested

[Blaze]
Is there nothing else that can be done?

[Alex the Lion]
Wait a minute, let me say something
I think it's best that i go back to New York City, sorry that I caused problems here in Emerald City, I think I'm a lot better off in New York City so goodbye Blaze

[Blaze]
Alright, goodbye Alex the Lion, it was fun with you while it lasted

[Detective Sherfman]
Alright Alex the Lion, go back to New York City, y'know I'm going to give you a free pass, simply because you're a friend of Blaze

[Alex the Lion]
Thank's man, I appreciate that a lot

On-screen text stating "And so Alex the Lion went to the space station and back home to New York City on planet earth."

On-screen text stating "The End."