[Lyric] Instant Gratification (Wafeek)

[Bob Saget talking; an excerpt from the documentary 'The Aristocrats']:
Can I get a copy of this? I'd like to send it to the kids on the show Full House

[Verse One]:
Yeah, her momma got her locked down for bumpin' Akon, in her room online
Lookin' at gay porn for the very first time
She only 13
Who sends her the link?
This ol' botty bwoy, listening to Raekwon
Addicted to the internet, mix it with his Percocet
Prescription for gettin' in a car accident
With a female passenger who used to be pregnant but she wasn't after
Was forgiveness impossible?
While she in the hospital she get to gossipin' online the whole time
Postin' blogs in the zone, her little daughter's at home
Readin' all about her cheatin' father, heart of a stone
So who's the victim of thoughtless crimes that we commit?
Little Miss Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
It's MySpace on this Black Planet, can't look back
Gotta Face Book facts, this is simple mathematics
[Chorus]:
Add a friend, add a fan, add an addiction
Gratification in an instant
Internet, gratification in an instant
Internet, gratification in an instant
Be a friend, be a fan be a damn addict
Then delete 'em if they can't hack it
You got that internet, gratification in an instant
Internet, gratification in an instant

[Verse Two]:
Now everybody and their momma keep sleepin' on my flows
So I'm sleepin' on the flo'
I need a little doe on the internet
I'm a freak on the low
A geek in control of the streets I patrol
I'm cruisin' the information super highway
Pickin' up my homie they releasin' on parole
Fresh out, just did a 3 to 5
Behind firewalls and they lucky just to be alive
It ain't safe for a hacker in a prison doin' time with a rapist
Who be chattin' up your children and he said he was a senator
Till they caught the sent of an innocent girl
The whole world knew he hit it though
The independent porn world is despicable
No I don't own a copy, but I did rent it though
Anyway, he admitted that he did
And they still reduced the sentence to a minute
Cause you're dealin' with the internet
[Chorus]:
Add a friend, add a fan, add an addiction
Gratification in an instant
Internet, gratification in an instant
Internet, gratification in an instant
Be a friend, be a fan be a damn addict
Then delete 'em if they can't hack it
You got that internet, gratification in an instant
Internet, gratification in an instant