[Lyric] Intro the Album (Canada Dry)

[Intro: Canada Dry Man]
(clearing throat)
It's Canada Dry

[DJ Scotch & Soda]
Hi everyone
I’m DJ Scotch & Soda
And welcome to the first
Canada Dry album

This is a real passion project for me
I invested millions of my own
(sneeze)
Money into this and I'm
Totally not being
(sneeze)
Payed by the government to do this

Fourteen of us have come together
To bring you some of the
Greatest music that we know
And we're really trying to go for this
Sort of, alternative sound, as you can tell
This is Lesbian Thesbian, say hi
(I’m single)
Thank you

We have Canada Dry Man here
Who can only say
(It's Canada Dry)

And we have Cockney Guy
(I'm the Cockney Guy)

[To Be Declared]
(What?)

[DJ Scotch & Soda]
That was To Be Declared, by the way

Anyway, that's some of us
We really hope you enjoy this album

[Outro: Canada Dry Man]
It's- It's Canada Dry