[Lyric] It’s Pronounced Rules (Man on the Internet)

[Verse 1]
Gyah! What ho!
You seeketh to face me? En guarde!
You faceth yon master of games
Soon you'll know
You cannot defeatest Rouxls Kaard
For thine puzzles, truly, beeth lame

Do thy worst!
Sooneth I shalt seal thy fate!
And ruling doth be mine department
Thou arteth cursed
To faceth me in real estate
And I haveth a new apartment!

[Chorus]
Oh
I, the adversary of yon child of light
Now stand for whosoever holds yon might
Thou arteth fools
To challengeth the rules
A greatere foe thou'll never find
That is how mine game's designed!
[Verse 2]
Make thy claim
In yon challenge of red versus blue
I wouldn'tst doest that if I werest you
That's the game!
And I shalt win, two by two!
Every turn, that beeth what I do

Thou canst face
This thing I picked out of the trash
I know not what it be, whatever
Thou'll be disgraced
When I use it to thrash thine ass
Now gazeth upon me, so clever

[Chorus]
Oh
I, the adversary of yon child of light
Now stand for whosoever holds yon might
Thou arteth fools
To challengeth the rules
A greatere foe thou'll never find
That is how mine game's designed!

[Outro]
GOD
DAMMIT