[Lyric] Ive seen your scans (Bill Bailey)

[Intro]
My local hospital's been torn down
Been replaced with an app
Uh...
You download it, it tells you where you can harvest local medicinal herbs
Just like Tinder for witch hazel
And...

[Verse]
But I'm a massive supporter of the NHS
Is there any NHS supporters?
Any NHS workers?
Any NHS workers?
Big up yourselves
Massive respect
My mum and dad worked in the NHS their whole lives
I couldn't do that job
Well, I haven't got the qualifications, obviously but, you know
I'd be a liability if anything
"Hold on, mate. I'll Google it."
It's not just about qualifications, is it?
It's a vocational thing
You've got to know what to say to people sometimes in difficult times
You've got to know what to say
You've got to be compassionate and firm
You've got to be tender
I don't think I've got it in me
I think I'm too emotionally glib
If I had to be the bearer of bad news, I'd probably get it all wrong, you know
I'd probably do it in song form
That'd be wrong, wouldn't it?
Come out like this
[Chorus]
I've seen your scans
Don't make any plans