[Lyric] JACOB YOU SUCK I HATE YOU (Chro and threek)

[Intro: threek]
Jacob, you have a computer like the rest of us
So, let me ask you, why, Jacob?
Why the ever-loving fuck are you not in vc?
I swear to god, Jacob, why am I paying for your college funds?
This happens every night, no wonder your parents are disappointed in you
You are going to die alone and painfully
Funny fortnite dance
Funny, funny, funny, funny fortnite dance
FUCK

[Verse 1: chro]
Jacob, we know you have a PC
Jacob, get in VC
Hollow Knight, gives you HIV (no offense, Omar)
And so does Arby's
You leave VC every day
Jacob, why are you gay?
It's GTA, you never wanna play
I'll get you in voice chat, I'll find a way
[Beat Switch]

[Refrain: threek]
Soon as I get my driver's license
Say, "Goodbye" to your front door
You have gay looking shoes
What are you? Poor?

[Verse 2: chro]
You thought you had the last laugh
But I'm about to beat your ass
By the time you get in VC, we all will have passed
That's why you're trash at Quiplash, you diaper rash
Why is there blood in my pee?
I'm gonna send you to Belize
Bro, I cannot believe
That you won't get in VC
You're like a disease
What are you trying to achieve?
A world where you are in VC is make-believe