[Lyric] Just Standing Here (Kollektivet)

[Spoken]

Provocative music videos with half naked artists is something that we all have grown used to

And some even go all the way and perform completely nude like D'Angelo

(Clip of D'Angelo's Untitled (How Does It Feel))

And also, one of Denmark's most popular rap artists Burhan G and Nick and Jay

(Clip of Burhan G Feat. Nick & Jay's Tættere På Himlen)

But we have never seen anyone show their private parts
But today, the Norwegian duo "Come2gether" does exactly that with their smash hit "Just Standing Herе"

[Music Starts]

I have a really…
A really big sеcret
Ooh, I try to keep it in
I try to stay strong
But it’s too heavy… it's too long
‘Cause I’m standing here
With my incredibly long penis
Just standing here
With my extremely long penis

Oh god, I hate my penis genes
I’ve covered it up, I’ve tucked it in
But the penis finds it’s way back out again

Oh I’m in pain
‘Cause things get caught up in my penis

Oh I have a really big
A really, really, really big problem
I’m trapped in my friend’s
Terrifyingly huge, constricting penis

I wanna scream and shout
But I can’t get out
I don’t wanna end up like our third band member Steve
(That’s why there is no accordion to this song)

I told you, Steve to stay away
But you didn’t listen Steve, now you’re dead

Killed by an incredibly long penis
Oh, I apologize
I’m just standing here
Trapped in my friend’s sort of impressive penis
Thank you for the compliment
(I’m the penis)
I’m just standing here
Talking to a really, really big penis
Talking to a penis naked
A really big penis naked, oh!

I’m nude
Guess who’s nude talking to that penis, baby!
Oh! I’m a naked penis talker
Where is Steve, oh yeah, Steve’s dead
Because of an incredibly huge penis, no!