[Lyric] Knife in the Cushion (Purgatorio)

[Verse 1]
We have a drummer
His name is Jake
He’s a bummer
But it’s cool
Cause he’s talented
Though sometimes I wonder
If he lost some
Some damn brain cells
Cause he smells
Smells like
Knives in the damn cushion

[Pre-Chorus]
Jake got stabbed by a knife
Jake got stabbed by a knife
Jake got stabbed by a knife
Jake got stabbed by a knife
Jake got stabbed by a knife
Jake got stabbed by a knife
Jake got stabbed by a knife
Jake got stabbed by a knife
[Chorus]
Then someone told you you couldn’t be that stupid
Jake my god what the hell were you thinking
I signed off and laughed at the damn picture
A nice big gash in the side of your ass
Why was there a knife in the cushion
It’s still a question that needs reminiscing
But who knows what the fuck even happened
Or why there’s a knife in the cushion

[Bridge]
Drummers love knives?
Knives love drummers?
Jake has a knife Fettish?
I bet he does

[Pre-Chorus]
Jake got stabbed by a knife
Jake got stabbed by a knife
Jake got stabbed by a knife
Jake got stabbed by a knife
Jake got stabbed by a knife
Jake got stabbed by a knife
Jake got stabbed by a knife
Jake got stabbed by a knife
[Chorus]
Then someone told you you couldn’t be that stupid
Jake my god what the hell were you thinking
I signed off and laughed at the damn picture
A nice big gash in the side of your ass
Why was there a knife in the cushion
It’s still a question that needs reminiscing
But who knows what the fuck even happened
Or why there’s a knife in the cushion