[Lyric] Kobe Bryant (LVD)

[Intro:]
Walked up in the club, feeling like a giant
Say "what up." Wave "hi" to my clients
Is that a stove? I love that appliance
These hoes got me feeling like Kobe Bryant

[Hook:]
Kobe Bryant, Kobe Bryant, Kobe Bryant, feeling like a giant
Kobe Bryant, Kobe Bryant, Kobe Bryant, feeling like a giant

[Verse 1:]
I got bitches down in Rio. Swagger De Janeiro
I'll make your favorite fucking emcee An Hero
B-A-N just touched down like Graham Harrell
These ghetto girls love me for my American Apparel
Fucked your mom. Two spoons, 1 plate
How you lose your virginity? I heard it was date rape
My team build chartered institutions. Nigga I make bank
Step to me, I triple-dog dare 'ya. You're gay ass'll get scared straight
I had to work (Yolo!) I'm calling in sick
Bitch don't respond I'mma have to call Mike Vick
A couple bad bitches, you know what's going down
Got these hoes straight out the dog pound
Oh you real? You trill, I'm triller
Best shooter with the heat. I'm on my Mike Miller
D-G-A-F like la vida loca
What's left to do now? Kill the Joker?
I scare niggas, don't care nigga
Got the strength of a motherfucking bear, nigga
And a large dick for a pretty bitch to suck on
If she ain't tryna fuck, I tell her "get the fuck on."
I'm just tryna spice this up, Oregano
You should just say "no" like Ronald Reagan ho
(Whoa!) That's perception. (Whoa!) That's inception
(Two bad bitches!) That's twinception
Her tongue in her pussy and my lips on her bare chest
I step back and let 'em both play now they over here commmitting incest
Up in the paint, I'm on my "get up out the way bitch."
You niggas too easy. Bitches acting like some gay fish
Throwing up 81 on the daily
Looked at Jim Buss and said "Fuck you, pay me!"