[Lyric] Lame (Rachel Chan)

Jealousy, immodesty, tests in biology
Milk curds, F words, telling someone they're a nerd
Cocaine's insane, getting high wrecks your brain
It's a dumb thing to do, along with
Getting drunk, being dumped, trying hard to fall in love
Skinny jeans, heresy, too much popularity
Cheating, tweeting, overeating, blame games, zits
It's all lame

I'm not holier than you, I just can't stand these things we do
And to me, it's all the same, it's just lame

Work, stress, PMS, bending over in a dress
Dirty dancing, always glancing at the boys, wait!
Smelly shoes, bad news, summer school, not cool
But it's a good thing to do
I can't stand artichokes, egg yolks, vegiemite on burnt toast
Cellulite, bug bites, guys who want to pick a fight
Speeding, bleeding, trick-or-treating, B.O., zits
It's all lame
I'm not holier than you, I just can't stand these things we do
And to me, it's all the same, it's just lame
I'm not holier than you, I just can't stand these things we do
And to me, it's all the same, lame

Lame
Lame
Lame
Lame
Lame, lame, lame, lame

Road rage, bad grades, shaving with a dull blade
Stubbing toes, yellow snow, static on the radio
Rug burns, wrong turns, studying for midterms
But it's a good thing to do
I can't stand itchy eyes, white lies, being forced to say goodbye
Horseflies, fake cries, stale fries, super size
Dating, waiting, overstating, I HATE ZITS!
It's all lame

I'm not holier than you, I just can't stand these things we do
And to me, it's all the same, it's just lame
I'm not holier than you, I just can't stand these things we do
And to me, it's all the same, lame