[Lyric] LEGALIZE DRUNK DRIVING (Lil Kevin Spacey)

[Intro: Steven A Smith, Lil Kevin Spacey]
This is exactly what I've been waiting for
This is exactly, I don't mean to sound like Kat Williams but this is exactly what I've been waiting for
Ayo, Spacey baby, I'm boutta just cumming on this beat
Straight up stroking my shit, you feel me?

[Verse 1: Lil Kevin Spacey]
I just took a gun and shot up an NRA convention
It's pretty weird they're not armed at an NRA convention
Told the cops it was self defense so they let me off
Then I pull up on Amy Schumer and she gets me off
I just fucked a white bitch and she poked holes in the trojan
Got that bitch pregnant and she named the kid Logan
Pull up and kill my kid, like I'm Casey Anthony
Thе cops pulled up, so I fucking fled the scеne
I just shot up a supermarket and there was a good guy with a gun to stop me but I shot him in the face so there's no more good guy with a gun to stop me
Pull up on your grandma and she fucking topped me
Driving drunk through a school zone and they couldn't even stop me
Hit a kid with my car and it that didn't stop me
Cops tried to pull me over, but that didn't stop me
Driving better drunk than these cops are driving sober
I would've fucked your girl but she looks like an ogre
My homie slapped my ass and I got a fucking boner
Milfs in my area you know I gotta bone her
Dick so deep that it make her fucking bones hurt
[Verse 2: Lil Kevin Spacey]
I just scammed the shit out of a white man and stole his jeep
Dick inside these milfs but it ain't going deep
Snuck onto a farm and I fucked on a sheep
Homeowner saw and she called me a creep
So I had to wait until she was asleep
So I could sneak back, and steal her fucking sheep
Scamming over email I'm a Nigerian prince
Yeah I scammed your grandma, she wasn't hard to convince
I just went to self checkout with a TV
Scanned it as some fruit, call that an Apple TV
The Target workers pissed but I fled the scene
Got them all fired because they couldn't catch me
I just fucked a milf and I stole her son's Wii
And she still let me hit again even though I stole her Wii
I just killed a white guy his name was Tony Hawk
I only shot him because he wouldn't suck my cock
I just sold a kid some drugs I laced with fentanyl
Then he overdosed on those drugs I laced with fentanyl
I just shot a tall dude that beat me in basketball
Now he can't walk so I beat him in basketball
I just scammed a white guy and was fucking Paul
I only had to do it because he said my dick is small