He's Ryan Hudson, everybody listen.
Just how great it is to be him.
He's the greatest, you're the lamest, Baby Einstein is a waste of time, can't you see?
It's funny in my little world when I need a piece of string, I use a string of pearls.
If something's for sale, consider it sold.
I got so much gold, I gold plate my gold.
I even got a guy who can plate my cat.
I don't regret much, but I do regret that.
If I could start all over, I'd do it all the same
except I wouldn't gold plate little Twinkles again.
(Showgirls part repеats)
I recall a heartbreaking story about my own 10th birthday party.
Should havе been a glorious day for me.
I'd have been happy as can be.
But the Baby Einstein puppets were there to put on a show.
They started to dance, they were telling their jokes.
I didn't laugh, I didn't know how.
Then my friends, they all turned around and they laughed at me!
They laughed at me, I hate you Baby Einstein puppets so!
(Show girls part repeats)
Little Baby Einstein puppets, it's time to give up your dream!
Just how great it is to be him.
He's the greatest, you're the lamest, Baby Einstein is a waste of time, can't you see?
It's funny in my little world when I need a piece of string, I use a string of pearls.
If something's for sale, consider it sold.
I got so much gold, I gold plate my gold.
I even got a guy who can plate my cat.
I don't regret much, but I do regret that.
If I could start all over, I'd do it all the same
except I wouldn't gold plate little Twinkles again.
(Showgirls part repеats)
I recall a heartbreaking story about my own 10th birthday party.
Should havе been a glorious day for me.
I'd have been happy as can be.
But the Baby Einstein puppets were there to put on a show.
They started to dance, they were telling their jokes.
I didn't laugh, I didn't know how.
Then my friends, they all turned around and they laughed at me!
They laughed at me, I hate you Baby Einstein puppets so!
(Show girls part repeats)
Little Baby Einstein puppets, it's time to give up your dream!
( Donnell Smith )
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