[Lyric] Life Fucked Me So I raped It : (Chazer Wazer)

[Verse]
I came through life, quite literally
I fucking kill you if you send a diss to me
My name will be in the hall of fame 'cause I'm creating my own history
Who just fucked life up? I don't know, it's a mystery
Oh, actually it was me, I did it with some trickery
You must have deliria if you think you're superior
If you chat shit to me I'll get rid of ya
Yo Zac Efron, I've gotta beer for ya
When I was a kid I dropped my egg sandwich
I'm always right, thank fuck I wasn't born left handed
All my life I've been pissed off about that, I need it back and tits
Coming up, I knew I was gonna rap until I made a grand, bitch
I'm so fucking fly, you'll never land this
I raped life because I'm so outlandish
I'm fly like a chickеn, wait a minute
Life tried to fuck mе up the ass but I've got a greater spirit
They ask if I'm a dumbass, well Chazer did spit
People wanted life to rape me, haters wish it
I cook up a potato, with a razor in it
Put some weed in it and make my neighbour hit it
Imma a major misfit on my player pimp shit
I wanted to fuck Avril Lavigne because a sk8er did it
She told me to fuck off so I just fucked life
If I had a bitch she'd probably cuck I
How many dicks have I licked, I've sucked five
Life is an asshole, I wish it would stop going up mine
After I destroyed life I shined like a club sign
Life was a good fuck, she was sexy but swine
I needed a cigarette after the fuck to unwind
She was feeling me like an Aussie feels the sunshine
Cunts want me to quit rap but I love rhymes
I had nothing, now I get more paper than a bus fine
I tear small panties apart more than plus thighs
Wait, that sounded wrong, I'm not a nonce, I promise
I'm so wicked e sick I make God sin
These are your dreams, let me lob this
Everyone doubted me 'cause I'm from 'Sex
My third album was the greatest show, man
And it's you I jack, man
I force some bitch to give me a lap dance
I'm more scary in an alley than a black van
Life came over to me and asked "what's that?", "oh, that's xans
Why's Hoe's shook when I'm writing in my notebook
Yes, I'm a rapist and a murderer but I ain't no crook
Ayo, look, I've gotta be truthful, you rhyme no good
My flow hooks the listeners in like a cult leaders speech
You only hate me because your ideas of me are preconceived
I'm Adam, yo Britney Spears, she's my Eve