[Lyric] Lil Careca - Crustáceo English Translation (Genius English Translations)

[Intro]
Yeah, ayy, huh
Lil Careca
(Into this)

[Chorus]
If the girl is hot and flirts with me, I'll hit her
How didn't you know that SAM is awesome?
I jerk off to crustacean pornography
I use XD and monkey emoji
I was making a prank call and look what happened
She has a pair of boobs round like a tire
Money on Kwai, I already won a billion
I joined the whorehouse and I'm fuckin' with dykes

[Verse]
I wear tactel, bro, I got style
I fuck with trannies and I do it perfectly
My dick is small, but in rap, I'm growing
I evolved, I'm smoking foreign joints (Into this)
A vulture arrived and I shat over it
She's an astronaut, my dick is a rocket
Selling methamphetamine through Deep Web
I'm a revolutionary, much better than Breaking Bad
Flooding open assholes in the mocking group
There's only virgins here, nobody eats pussy
I was on my Discord, I turned on the JBL
Now everyone knows that I have virtual sex
Slapping your booty, there's no Maria da Penha
Money laundering, only fifty dollar bills
Practicing zoophilia is part of my routine
I gave my parrot a lot of cocaine
[Chorus]
If the girl is hot and flirts with me, I'll hit her
How didn't you know that SAM is awesome?
I jerk off to crustacean pornography
I use XD and monkey emoji
I was making a prank call and look what happened
She has a pair of boobs round like a tire
Money on Kwai, I already won a billion
I joined the whorehouse and I'm fuckin' with dykes