[Lyric] Lil Careca - Esquema de Pirâmide English Translation (Genius English Translations)

[Intro]
(Wonder)
Ayy, fucking and wearing thongs
My ass is three-dimensional
I leaked a nude and got an incident report
I stick my sword like in the medieval era
He called me on Telegram, wants to have anal
Burning flags became a ritual for me
I'm at the protest, climb up in the traffic light
Bank robbery, international headline

[Verse]
Colorful shirt, I'm LGBT
While I fuck like crazy, you just stay in your computer
I cheated on my boyfriend with a gay from São Paulo
I smoke a joint at the Zara shop just for entertainment
Record a story flipping my bird
Ass is round like a ball, I shavеd my pubic hair
Disney is my dick, I only watch shounen
Rolled a joint with thе ENEM test
Crab porn made my keyboard get a virus
I write in caps lock, but it's dope as fuck
Brazilian Cup and I'm high at the stadium
Walk in the Mustang and drive drunk
Pyramid scheme like in Egypt
I bang with married women, but I'm not a wife-stealer
Like a yorkshire, she sees me and get in heat
To lose weight, I'm using foreign crack
When there's no dick, I search for a pussy
Jerking off to "dorgas" editions
I was in a chan talking a lot of shit
Someone came to my house and caught me sniffing glue
Watching Discovery Channel while naked
I went to Twitter, posted my dick
Suspended account, I lost my at
I'm a limp, but I have a wife