[Lyric] Lil Careca - Shittrap de Natal English Translation (Genius English Translations)

[Intro]
Ho, ho, ho, your sister sucked me
Happy anal to all who follow my channel

[Chorus]
It's Christmas and I have no money to buy a present
I have a crooked cock like a crescent moon
Eating my cousin, fuck it if she's related
Only those who hate the president will hop at home
I just came to the party to get drunk
Now it's fucked, the sled is broken
I'm not Santa Claus, but she wants to grab the bag
Riding down the avenue kicking like a horse

[Verse]
Sex at the motel to the sound of Jingle Bell
I don't havе a condom, I'm gonna make a Daniel
Pixie has a drug hiddеn in his hat
Dope shirt with Santa Claus print
Orgy with the reindeers, I practice zoophilia
Bring your mouth to the baguette, come here to the bakery
Bedroom decoration and pussy drawing
Beating up my cousin because we had a fight
Asshole kid, he stole my Hot Wheels
Snow is my dick, we live in Brazil
My ass is round like a Christmas ball
If you hit the dick, I'll give you a Chris Brown record
Christmas beat, grab my bell
Your hat is really weird, you look like Little Red Riding Hood
On the twenty-fifth, I slap Vasco rooters
Anyone who knows me knows that, in bed, I'm a feline
[Chorus]
It's Christmas and I have no money to buy a present
I have a crooked cock like a crescent moon
Eating my cousin, fuck it if she's related
Only those who hate the president will hop at home
I just came to the party to get drunk
Now it's fucked, the sled is broken
I'm not Santa Claus, but she wants to grab the bag
Riding down the avenue kicking like a horse